What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are James Potter's flaws?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?